**FED THREATENS AMERICANS WITH 75 BP RATE HIKE AFTER SELFISH REACTIONS TOWARD 50 BP RATE HIKES
WASHINGTON — After months of mockery, memes, and selfishness towards the past handful of 50 BP rate hikes, the FED has officially threatened to raise rates by three-quarters. “If these broke, whiny, diaper babies want a recession, we’ll go ahead and give them one,” said Fed Chair Jerome Powell in a leaked audio recording. “We …